Okay, I will admit I am an addict. I consume entirely to much sugar, soda, and carbs. Of the bad variety. And I am addicted to diets. Fad diets, proven diets, stupid diets. You name it, I have tried it and purchased the products.
I have noticed a reacurring theme in these books. I have also seen the same thing in countless magazine articles.
If you want a diet to be successful, if you want to take control of your weight, you have to clean the house.
Huh.
Is it because a clean house makes you feel so gosh darn good (until the kids destroy it) or is because if your constantly cleaning you cant put anything in your mouth? (Bleach and Cheetos don't mix well together.)
What if your house is only clean while the kids are school. Does that mean your only thin and healthy between the hours of 8am and 3pm. And if you have some super human ability to keep your house clean while the kids are at home, does that mean they are going to be thin too?
I am finding a hard time buying in to this, as I have had both. At any given time my butt may or may not be big and my house may or may not be clean.
Maybe my flucuating house neatness has a direct effect on my flucuating butt size.
How come Hubs butt doesnt get bigger when there is dirty laundry ankle deep on his side of the bed.
And that leads me to Feng shui. How can I possibly clean out the south corner of my house and place a running water fountain that catches the light from the northwest corner, to cast perfect rainbows over the eastern door ways, if I the south corner is my childs closet and I would have to build on a door and a window, then mount a large mirror on the outside of my house to catch the light to cast the perfect rainbows, (deep breath) just to improve my wealth.
Wouldn't investing be easier?
Friday, April 4, 2008
Big Butts, Clean houses, and Feng Shui
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Feng Shui really isn't as hard as you might think. And what most people don't realize is that you don't have to balance your entire life at once - no one has the time for that. Just try to keep your world a little less cluttered and you'll be amazed at how good you feel. For even more simply tips, come to www.ArtOfPlacement.com
Thank you! I am going to check that link out. Mainly because I am interested in Feng Shui, just overwhelmed Plus, I can shop with the money of I would have invested. No feeding the pig here!
Is that why my butt is so big? 'Cause my house is a mess? Too funny! Smiles!
That explains so much. Now I have to get back to cleaning with my big butt. Enjoyed my visit here.
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