All Aboard the Zombie Express

I am exhausted. Eight years ago, when Thing 1 was born I hitched a ride on the Zombie Express.

Now, I don't know how to get off. I have my days. Days when I feel great, and days I feel like crap.

Today is a crap day.

I am starting to think there is something wrong with me. And I haven't even been watching Mystery Diagnosis on Discovery Health.

I try not to watch that anymore since the last time I thought I had all the symptoms that one guy on the show had. Turns out he had an extra female chromosome.

I don't think that's my problem.

Anyway, I seen an article in some magazine in the doctors office while waiting on my Mother a couple of weeks ago.

Evidently, you can test yourself for thyroid problems by drinking water and watching your neck when you swallow.

Huh.

I tried it. My results were inconclusive.

Always nice to be able to not have to pay for a medical test. I can just get the information from a magazine and test myself.

Since its obviously not my thyroid I can only conclude that further coffee consumption is needed.

Last call.... ALL ABOARD THE ZOMBIE EXPRESS!