Friday, March 14, 2008

All Aboard the Zombie Express

I am exhausted. Eight years ago, when Thing 1 was born I hitched a ride on the Zombie Express.

Now, I don't know how to get off. I have my days. Days when I feel great, and days I feel like crap.

Today is a crap day.

I am starting to think there is something wrong with me. And I haven't even been watching Mystery Diagnosis on Discovery Health.

I try not to watch that anymore since the last time I thought I had all the symptoms that one guy on the show had. Turns out he had an extra female chromosome.

I don't think that's my problem.

Anyway, I seen an article in some magazine in the doctors office while waiting on my Mother a couple of weeks ago.

Evidently, you can test yourself for thyroid problems by drinking water and watching your neck when you swallow.


I tried it. My results were inconclusive.

Always nice to be able to not have to pay for a medical test. I can just get the information from a magazine and test myself.

Since its obviously not my thyroid I can only conclude that further coffee consumption is needed.



Carol Van Rooy said...

They were talking about this on the "Jeff Foxworthy" show last weekend... how the guys wife had all the symptoms for.... wait it's coming.... testecular cancer. And she didn't even have any testicles. GO FIGURE!!!

Angi said...

After the birth of my 2nd child I felt awful - had my thyroid tested - ended up that I had Graves Disease. Don't hesitate to ask your doctor to do a full Thyroid panel - you never know! Thanks for visiting my blog - hope you're enjoying the party!